一页书的咆哮(牛头刀本善着)
  当台柱的哥,编剧你伤不起啊!!!!!!!!
  被杜少年当二愣子骗,有木有!!!!!!
  被大鲸鱼指着鼻子骂,有木有!!!!!!
  被叛逆咩咩耍着玩,有木有!!!!!
  被殊印塔追着欺负,有木有!!!!!
  恋童狗血有木有!!!!!
  哥在兵甲开头放了个12+8!!!!!!!!
  于是踏上了尼玛不归路啊!!!!!!!!!!
  武力破格无底线,有木有!!!!!!!!
  智力破格无底线,有木有!!!!!!!!!!!
  连尊严也让哥破格无底线!!!!!!!!!
  谁再跟哥讲一页书是中原巨擎!?哥一个天龙吼轰死你啊!!!!!!!!!!
  武力神马的,那是哥的招牌啊!!!!!!!!
  本来想涅盘重生,哥能唬一阵子!!!!!!!!
  一上来就12+8给用掉了!!!!!!!!!!
  坑爹呢啊!!!!!!!!!
  之后佛元也毁了!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  功体骤降谁都敢跟哥比划,有木有!!!!!!!!!
  以前哥的武戏是神马?!!!!!!!!
  卖点啊!!!!!!!!
  战波旬,爆摩尼,拍鬼梁,灭九章,八山柱,千年一击,双天会,战天痴,收双身!!!!!!
  哥的武戏掰着手指头就能数过来!!!!!!
  为虾米?!!!!!
  噱头啊!!!!!!
  珍贵啊!!!!!!
  双数集结尾看见哥出现挽袖子动作,道友们一周都睡不好啊!!!!!
  兴奋啊!!!!!!
  现在呢!?现在呢!?
  五莲并蒂一花开!开你妹啊!!!!!!!
  和阿修罗打平手啊!!!!!
  和大鲸鱼打平手啊!!!!!
  地者也敢冲哥挥刀,有木有!!!!!!!
  和大鲸鱼俩人凑一块打帝如来!?
  丢不起那人呐!!!!!
  以前犴妖神和经天子都是凑一块来找哥的啊!!!!!
  吃了桃子的袭灭天来说的是挑战哥!!!!!
  何等高端!?全木有啦!!!!!
  尼玛武戏不要出场费的吗!?
  四十集剧让哥打四十一场!!!!!!!!!!
  哥的武戏肿木就变得这么不值钱了!?
  连收个影都得哥出手!!!!!!!!
  哥以前出手是会造成boss爆体的啊!!!!!!!!!!!
  谁爆了!?谁!!!!!!!!!!!
  梵天智慧深不可测!!!!!!!!
  寂寞侯你瞎了眼了!!!!!!!
  你看看哥现在!!!!!!!!
  六道同坠,魔劫万千,引渡如来!!!!!!!
  渡你妹啊!!!!!!
  自己念诗号愣发现不了诗号变了!!!!!!
  以前在万圣岩论法说得俩老和尚一愣一愣的!!!!!!!
  如今在众相凡窟被只绿蛤蟆教育得一愣一愣的!!!!!!!
  哥已然不入魔了!哥懂!!!!!!!!
  杜少年一句话哥就得上略城打架!!!!!!!!
  佛剑一句话哥就跑佛狱杀咒世主!!!!!!!!
  还特么迷路!!!!!!!
  哥还得照着这破剧本演!!!!!!
  嗯?这里竟是死国?坑爹啊!!!!!!!!
  武力,智力都木有了!!!!!!!!
  哥最珍贵的是神马?!!!!!!!
  尊严啊!!!!!!!!!!
  以前有人敢不尊重哥吗!!!!!!!
  哥是百世经纶,梵天,百万大军!!!!!!!
  横千秋敢么!!!!!!!
  覆天觞敢么!!!!!!!
  狗男女敢么!!!!!!!
  魔王子讲话:我敢~你狗屁啊!!!!!!
  大鲸鱼说啥?!梵天若不入魔,当能成好友!!!!!!!
  你算老几啊!!!!!!!!
  闲云野鹤村野山夫!!!!!!!
  当哥好友你还屈尊了怎么着?!尊严呐!!!!!!!
  再看看现在,面对一个靖苍浪,哥得低三下气讲多谢!!!!!!!
  人家鸟都不鸟!!!!!!!!有天理么!!!!!!
  每次到扫禅山门,殊印塔的臭和尚看见哥都嫌弃!!!!!!
  帝如来:一页书,你又调皮了~坑爹啊!!!!!!!
  总之在新编剧眼里,用完12+8的哥就是一只折了智力,折了武力,折了尊严的飘逸黑发天使啊!!!!!
  三弦不干了!!!!!!!!
  哥也不干了!!!!!!!!
  给哥便当吧!!!!!!!!
  中原巨擎你们伤不起!伤不起啊!!!!!!!!
  世事如棋!
  乾坤莫测!
  笑尽
  英雄啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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